Car Coaster — "I'm Only Sad When I'm Sober®" Blue Soapstone Drink Holder
from $10.00
Slip this soapstone car coaster into your cup holder and carry a little wry humor with every drive. The matte blue surface reads “I’m Only Sad When I’m Sober” in a hand-lettered style, set against a subtly speckled texture that feels lived-in and honest. It soaks up condensation, keeps the drink space tidy, and peeks out as a small, relatable statement — whether you’re running errands, heading to a late shift, or meeting friends for a night out. Lightweight and durable, the coaster’s rounded notch makes removal easy, and the one-sided, full-color print retains its soft, faded vibe over time. For anyone who leans into dark humor and wants a practical, conversation-starting accessory in their car, this coaster quietly fits right in.
Product features - Available in 1, 2, or 4-piece sets with the same print across pieces - Made from 100% soapstone — naturally absorbent to catch condensation - Matte, one-sided full-color print with a subtle textured look - Compact 2.6" × 2.6" size with a finger-notch for easy removal - Removable "Made in China" sticker on the bottom; fits most vehicle drink holders
Care instructions - Gently wipe the dirt or dust off with a clean, dry microfiber cloth
Slip this soapstone car coaster into your cup holder and carry a little wry humor with every drive. The matte blue surface reads “I’m Only Sad When I’m Sober” in a hand-lettered style, set against a subtly speckled texture that feels lived-in and honest. It soaks up condensation, keeps the drink space tidy, and peeks out as a small, relatable statement — whether you’re running errands, heading to a late shift, or meeting friends for a night out. Lightweight and durable, the coaster’s rounded notch makes removal easy, and the one-sided, full-color print retains its soft, faded vibe over time. For anyone who leans into dark humor and wants a practical, conversation-starting accessory in their car, this coaster quietly fits right in.
Product features - Available in 1, 2, or 4-piece sets with the same print across pieces - Made from 100% soapstone — naturally absorbent to catch condensation - Matte, one-sided full-color print with a subtle textured look - Compact 2.6" × 2.6" size with a finger-notch for easy removal - Removable "Made in China" sticker on the bottom; fits most vehicle drink holders
Care instructions - Gently wipe the dirt or dust off with a clean, dry microfiber cloth
